There is a patch for an implementation of a 'Message of the Day' type system (as described on MeatBall:FortuneCookie) on the WikiPatches/AnnoyingQuote page. Feel free to add it in if it is of interest. -- KevinTaylor
I converted a random text script from http://www.cgi-resources.com that originaly relied on SSI into a sub procedure, assign the output to a variable and inserted it into the footer. It works great. --EdGray